me: hey man have u heard of .sxrxnity ??
rando: oh u mean the coolest person to ever exist ??
me: HOWD U KNOW
rando: well his content is amazing
me: fr fr and their vids r so relatable
rando: YEA ITS VIDS R SO FUNNY AS WELL
me: agreed

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz