When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences
Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum
by theFANUM February 17, 2021
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when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
by mitchell richardson October 11, 2011
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when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below
i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
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when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 02, 2011
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When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.
"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
by Custard Butter February 21, 2010
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When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 01, 2019
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