May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
doctor: you have cancer
patient: oh no
doctor: to be specific,you have cancer.io
patient: *fucking dies*
patient: oh no
doctor: to be specific,you have cancer.io
patient: *fucking dies*
by gearworks June 17, 2018
3
A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
by A Republican on UD: We exist July 28, 2020