The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.
The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.
by zen velo December 18, 2011
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A small town in Central Illinois that claims the status of "Center of the Universe".
It's a very family oriented community with amazing food offered at the Philo Tavern and has the convenience of a Dollar General store for most of those quick needs, a Casey's general store/gas station and a 66 Fuel stop as well.

There is also a great hair salon in town with great customer service.

As with most small towns, they take their youth baseball and softball programs very seriously.

Eat, sleep, breathe... summer sports.

GREAT community to raise a family!
Come on over to Philo, IL for great food, great friendly conversation and just relax!
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A town of 30 people who do whatever the fuck they want. I only recommend visiting if you’re a redneck who isn’t afraid to do reckless shit. Not sure how any of them are still alive at this point.
Oh you’re from Osco Illinois, you must own about 25 guns and a few dirtbikes.”
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Town ravaged by forest preservers who want to take over the place with prairies and forests. OMG..
I walked the prairie in Wilmington, IL!
Good, because tomorrow the town of Wilmington will be a forest.
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The best small town high school in America. Located in Woodstock, Il, about 400yards from the historical Woodstock square. WHS has tradition and history. They have a decent football team, a really good soccer team, and an above average volleyball team. They are fucking terrible at basketball and baseball. A notable alum of WHS is Lynn D. Stewart, who founded fucking Hooters.
bruh Woodstock High School (il) is gay
tf you’re gay bitch
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