A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Well I guess but ten times better. {west side} reference.

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

An amazing person who likes makoto!

It's a sarcastic way of saying:
1- How am I supposed to understand this ?

2- What is that supposed to mean ?
Especially when someone says something you don't simply understand or comprehend.