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Bombest myspace bitch EVAAAAAAA.

Loves everyone... in a PG way.

Thinks that every third city block should be made entirely of trampoline material.

Always wears rainbows, because they make the non-homophobe world smile.
Because of this... is nick-named 'RAINBOW BRIGHT and/or FRIGHT' depending on who's speaking.

Wears tutus and goes to local shows.
Doesn't 'hardcore' dance at said shows.
... Do you know how hard it is to slamdance in a tutu and snow boots? No, I didn't think so.

Loves Megan Marie and SHELBIE SABOTAGE with her whole fucking heart.

Gets 'hated on' by townies and Uber-Goths.

NATURAL HABITAT: Mall, Mainstream... odd places that no one claims to go to... but always mention that they've seen her at.
FAVORITE COMEBACK: 'You want a good comeback, assface? Wipe it off your mom's chin...'
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PERSON1:"Did you see SHELBIE SABOTAGE and .SaruhHEARTSChaos.© at the mall today?"
PERSON2:"OMFG YES! They're so cool they make my face hurt... :("

"OMFG! LOOK AT THAT GOTHLESBIE!!!"
"Oh no.. that's just .SaruhHEARTSChaos.©"
"OMG, SARUH! ADD ME ON MYSPACE!?!?!?!?"
by OH BABY. February 03, 2007
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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