The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

A horrid day that no one likes as you have been sleeping in on the weekend and now you have to wake up early and its not.

The term my cousin used that cost him his job as a police officer and to be kicked out of a game. Apparently slang for nigger.

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

the day that EVERYONE officially hates. especially because it starts the work and school week.

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.