-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.
Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!
by efy2 April 24, 2020
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A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
by Kmetzman April 05, 2006
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The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
by Levi........ January 19, 2019
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The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
by The What Race Am I? Guy March 24, 2015
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