Urban Dictionary: .Beets!

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by Sensible Patriot November 12, 2018

Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets

God like being. One with all the power. If you do not listen to his commands you are sure to live a life of pain.

Wow! I did not listen to Kieran beet i will now suffer a life if pain.

by Hyumanera July 23, 2021

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 08, 2018

by hunkymunky69 August 19, 2018

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018