A reallly unattractive eyesore
Someone who is ugly
A person who never gets laid without paying

When rubber bands are wrapped tightly under the head of the penis. After a time, this allows blood to cause the head to turn deep red; like a beet. The feeling during ejaculation is heightened when the rubber bands are taken off.

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

It's when your girl has a bad case of hemoroids (beets) and can't have sex for a few days/weeks so you she sits down on a bucket of boiling water and vinegar and gives you a blow job. The boiling water and vinegar helps alleviate the pain of the hemoroids.
This technique was first practiced in the bedrooms of the beet farms in Bancroft, Ontario. Women worked hard in the fields sitting in the moist or dry dirt all day and hemoroids became a constant affliction. Their men came out of the fields hot and horny and wanting some loving which the women couldn't perform due to the hemoroids. In the 40's and 50's there was no hemoroid medications on the open market so women squatted over buckets of boiling water and vinegar to shrink their problems away. Thus came the idea of satisfying their men by performing fellatio while sitting on their buckets.

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.