Urban Dictionary: .69

The jersey number commonly worn by the fattest guy on every football team.

Billy Bob is fat, so he wears the 69 jersey to boost his sex appeal.

by futbol_fan January 31, 2010

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oral sex or sex position

Do you want to have 69 tonight.

by redbandit 4 July 17, 2019

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when 2 partners give oral pleasureing on top of each other at the same exact time.

69 man eats the taco (vagina, pussy, cave, etc..) and while woman sucks on the straw (penis, dick, hot-dog, tube-steak, meat, etc..). you see how the 6 and the 9 are upside the mean cock suck and pussy lick.

by slg gabbard April 22, 2006

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a strenuous activity in which a male must lick a female's lower body opening in order to pleasure her while the female can easily access his dodongo and enjoy sucking on it, forcing the male to have to concentrate on the sensations he is receiving in his penis while also on the sensations he is trying to help his partner achieve

i had it rough last night......69

Let's do 69!

How bout we pleasure each other orally by you sucking my penis and I eat your vagina for dinner?

by Charlie Batch December 05, 2009

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A number between 68 and 70.

I'm going to count to 70.
1 2 3..............67 68 69 70.

by crexor April 06, 2006

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To have great oral sex while the woman sucks the man's cock and the man eats the woman's pussy

Oooh.. mmmm.. suck it! suck it! UH UH UH! Keep sucking bitch!

by Fuck me bitch June 16, 2004

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The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 17, 2010

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