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A paintball gun made by Tippmann Pneumatics. The best of the Tippmann lineup and the definitive choice for woodsball. Tippmann A-5s are made of cast aluminum and are virtually indestructible. It utilizes the revolutionary Cyclone Feed system to force-feed paintballs into the breach for rapid fast firing. A-5s are praised for being the most modular and easily upgraded gun on the market. The A-5 is also easily field stripped and moderately priced.

Can mean many words in 1337 speak but in street means bloodz.

5 is a number.

Five dollars on a sac of marijuana.

5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL" See 120.

LOL means "Laughing out loud" and is a common acronym used in chatting everywhere.

LOL (or lol), written in 1337 is 101.
101 in binary is equal to 5 in decimal.

So, LOL = 5

When something is way, way worse than expected.