Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
4
Not sure how or why i stumbled across the mysterious . but im here so i shall make a definition.
. is a dot and this dot is all powerful in the world of literature. IT STOPS THE DREADED SENTENCE IN ITS PATH.
. is a dot and this dot is all powerful in the world of literature. IT STOPS THE DREADED SENTENCE IN ITS PATH.
by Eckstahsee December 22, 2003
5
THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE, IT WILL STOP ANYTHING IN IT'S PATH, YOU SHALL RESPECT THE DOT, YOU SHALL WORSHIP THE DOT, GET DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW DOWN TO HIM, OR HE WILL END YOU.
Two people: *communicating*
*the dot appars*
Person 1: HOLY S**T IT'S THE DOT
The dot: that's right mortal fools now get down on your knees and bow down to me like there's no tomorrow
Person 2: holy crap let's get outta here
Both:*running and screaming*
The dot: WHO DARES TO GET OUT FROM MY PRESSENCE
Person 1: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Person 2: OH F**KING DEAR. OH NO
The entire world: *screaming and running away*
News reporter: this just in, the world is about to be in apocalyptic chaoz because two idiot boys disrespected the dot, what do you have to say for yourself
Person 1: we didnt mean to, actually, it was his fault
Person 2: MY FAULT
Person 1: yes your fault, you were the one who told us to run away
Person 2: I was just trying for us to not die
Person 1: why didn't you say that in the first place
Person 2: I...uhh...I AM A BAD PERSON *cries*
News reporter: you heard it here folks, and speaking of which THE WORLD WILL END IN JUST A FEW SECONDS, AAAAAAAH
Guy watching TV: AAAAAAHHHH
All 7.8 billion people: *screams as the world will end in 10 seconds*
Person 1: well i guess this is goodbye, I AM GONNA MISS YOU *cries*
Person 2: i will miss you too buddy *cries*
Both: *cries*
The dot: ASTA LA VISTA EARTH
*earth explodes and now everyone is dead*
THE END
*the dot appars*
Person 1: HOLY S**T IT'S THE DOT
The dot: that's right mortal fools now get down on your knees and bow down to me like there's no tomorrow
Person 2: holy crap let's get outta here
Both:*running and screaming*
The dot: WHO DARES TO GET OUT FROM MY PRESSENCE
Person 1: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Person 2: OH F**KING DEAR. OH NO
The entire world: *screaming and running away*
News reporter: this just in, the world is about to be in apocalyptic chaoz because two idiot boys disrespected the dot, what do you have to say for yourself
Person 1: we didnt mean to, actually, it was his fault
Person 2: MY FAULT
Person 1: yes your fault, you were the one who told us to run away
Person 2: I was just trying for us to not die
Person 1: why didn't you say that in the first place
Person 2: I...uhh...I AM A BAD PERSON *cries*
News reporter: you heard it here folks, and speaking of which THE WORLD WILL END IN JUST A FEW SECONDS, AAAAAAAH
Guy watching TV: AAAAAAHHHH
All 7.8 billion people: *screams as the world will end in 10 seconds*
Person 1: well i guess this is goodbye, I AM GONNA MISS YOU *cries*
Person 2: i will miss you too buddy *cries*
Both: *cries*
The dot: ASTA LA VISTA EARTH
*earth explodes and now everyone is dead*
THE END
by ManOsteelman May 18, 2021
6
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by Boinkt Man January 19, 2021