If you are reading this you have the initals of the above and are in the same room as me as i can see you behind me. please do not be affraid. happy birthday kj.

earlston high school is a shit hole and no one wants to be there, it’s the type of school that looks posh and all but really isn’t, it’s full of scaffs, junkies and dealers #teamearlson

PO is an abreviation commonly used in nursing meaning by mouth. HS is also a commonly used abreviation in nursing meaning at night. SO when a ho is giving me a PO at HS she is giveng a me a head shot at night.

Homeslice The Whap is the manslave of wordJack Handey/word.

home to more hoes you can think of. literally in the middle of nowhere. In the center of bayville this drug infused high school that is over populated with a lot of high, horrny kids. by far easiest place to get a juul or a flair. Or if you find the right person a dab pen. you will probably see a kid get there head bashed in a locker, or a teacher get spit on.

A school district in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.

The place where our mascot is a penis and the only clique we never see is the IB kids, except when they're running for election. Where our principal Demon Monteleone, loves to hear himself talk, but cannot pronounce the word "harassment". Despite renovations in 2007, the school looks very much like a prison. Where people hate it so much that they take a shit down Main Street. BEWARE, our former head of security is known for fucking a student. Most of the teachers and substitutes are not qualified to do their jobs More than once, a history major has covered an English class and spent the whole period talking about something unrelated. With the addition of portables half of the parking lot was covered, leaving the 2400 student body with only 80 parking spaces. Plus, in the basement, theres a cockroach infestation. Not to mention the counselors who are fairly incapable at doing their jobs productively. Have fun coming here, because you know that the students won't.