Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction

The involuntary spasm of a pussy when any object attempts to penetrate it.

When a dog is about to poop and you can see the poop poking out of their butthole.

When a person squeezes the remaining wine from a boxed wine bladder.

Code word for I'm going to have a wank