Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,
'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.
by Rigs April 27, 2003
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Internet slang usually seen in message boards and chat rooms. It is often found at the end of a question and used to find out if anyone is there and reading what you write. The word comes from the method of poking something with a stick to see if it is still alive.
Hey, is anybody there? (poke poke)
by Doctor Fishopoulis November 17, 2003
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The act of calling second hit when smoking marijuana.

Comes From: From the Lithuanian PoĶəs or, "to fuck, or share, a friend's wife."
Guy 1: I'm ready to spark this bowl.

Guy 2: Pokes Bitches!

Guy 3: Fuck you, I wanted next.
by Rupert_Plumpkin September 22, 2009
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The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.
FB Notification - "Joe Blow had Poked you! Click here to Poke him back!"

You - "Oh shit, not again..."
by UniverseTwister July 05, 2010
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Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.
"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"
by anon September 30, 2004
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To Approach. To talk to. It derives from the act of simply extended your index finger as if you were saying "GO" or "Go Forth".
1. If tommy doesnt come speak to me first, i guess I'll have to poke at him.

2. Pete make sure you poke your father because he's been looking for you.
by Urban-word king October 28, 2009
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One who is poked or tele-poked.
POKE!
You have just become a pokee.
by Fae Rula July 14, 2006
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