Urban Dictionary: *cumes*

cume

Short for "cumulative", used by teachers to refer to a student's cumulative record.

This boy's cume reads like rap sheet.

by h3llfr0ze March 18, 2004

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Cuming

Cuming is when you creampie your family member within 10 seconds into your sister

John: That was amazing!
Mary: You were cuming so fast?!

by Caleo :P July 02, 2021

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the second cuming

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants

"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron

by Dylan Micheals January 20, 2018

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Cuming Rainbow

When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.

Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow

by semper amabo te February 07, 2011

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Cow Cuming

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom

"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?

by PoppinPauly February 25, 2010

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Dirty Cumes

pronounced coo-mez. When you get all wild and crazy and stay up past 9 p.m. and go to sleep with mockit milk on your upper lip.

Joe pulled a dirty cumes again last night, he's out of control

by fafafooohi December 08, 2004

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Cume

It’s not come or cum but it’s the word elementary students use instead.

Jerry: hay Jonathan wanna cume over?
Jonathan: it’s c o m e but I can’t sorry!
Jerry: it’s ok! Courtney can C U M E over

Jerry: hey Courtney wanna cume over
Courtney: ewww no I’m hanging out with my edgy teen friend Jotaro!
Jerry: well he can cume over too!

by Jerry butters September 06, 2021

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