(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.
n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."
by Caltha. March 21, 2004
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Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 05, 2004
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frenchified synonim of jizz
original: cum
new: cume
original: lick my cum bitch!
new: licke mon cume la chiene!(lick my cum bitch!)
by Crutch Cricket March 24, 2004
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Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 06, 2004
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I thought it was spelled cume, but thanks to Flession, I know it's spelled cum.
by Flession March 25, 2004
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Tom: remember that night you got really drunk and fell in the pond?

Phil: nope.

Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.

Phil:...........................

Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.
by Dan Brace January 22, 2006
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