An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.
"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*
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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<andy\code> COTD, Lol.
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me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.
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Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!
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Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.
He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.
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