I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

The Narrator: I called a second ago. There was no answer. I'm at a payphone.

Tyler :Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone. (Fight Club)

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

69

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.