me: hey do you wanna go on a walk?
my brother: why would I do that when I could just sit on the couch?
me to my friend: omg my brother is so lazy 🦥

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

texting...
me: do u wanna go on a walk?
my brother: why would I want to do that when sitting on the couch is equally as good?
me to my friend: my brother is so boring 🦥