Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
by Awesomegrl January 11, 2021
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The spaceship featured in lost in space that the Robinsons family travels on to go to alpha centauri. It is a completely fictional spaceship shown in the GIF below. There are also many others like the Jupiter 8, 9 , 4, 6, 1 , 3 ect
Quick! Get to the Jupiter 2! Now!!!
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When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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*insert argument*
“I’ll jupiter you!”
“K but I’ll tell the owner”
*insert jupitering*
by New Spacia November 12, 2020
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Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star
Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun
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A fantasy world where no problem exist. An ideal world that people dream of, but never having. The word where is isolated with all NON SEXUAL pleasures a man can handle, A place where you can go and never come back. Word is also used as a way to express happiness.

Invented by a Band Person who seeks enjoyment in jazz. Original Spot invented, CALIFORNIA
Man 1: Man life been giving me lots of drama.
Man 2: Take a trip to Jupiter Jazz
by ShadowBlind April 26, 2007
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