A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.
Alice really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.
by Magnum&Black Thunder November 29, 2007
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Blue Jupiter is a totally awesome A Capella vocal group consisting of four hot guys: Tobias(Toby), Justin, Marty, and Chris. They are sll very talented, and someday the world will know who they are!
Blue Jupiter is my favorite music group!
by nikki December 25, 2004
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A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!
Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".
by *cough* hello May 19, 2019
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Jupiter is the best person you'll ever meet, they like to hang out with their friends. Jupiters could get pretty aggressive sometimes and will only be mean to you if you get on their bad side, they're also the nicest person you could ever meet! although Jupiters are sometimes sad and when that happens they never want to see anyone but they also want someone to tell them its okay. If you have a Jupiter, take care of them and dont lose them! they are very protective of their friends and will get mad if u mess with them. They love hugging people and talking.
Person 1: woah! have you seen that person? they look cool

Person 2: Yeah that's Jupiter! They're actually my friend, all i can say is that im very lucky to have them.

Person 1: i'm gonna go talk to them!
by helloiamcoolright September 27, 2021
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Every Karen ever. They are Big and gassy.
Dude that Karen was such a Jupiter she farted all over my face man
by _PBJAM June 21, 2021
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1. The biggest planet.
2. The Roman counterpart of Zeus, the god of gods.
"Yesterday, I saw Jupiter cheating on his Wife with a mortal woman,"
by [Insert an original pseudonym] December 02, 2018
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A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help
No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019
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