by fuckyou123456 June 29, 2009
A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.
by Sky Captain April 17, 2004
Jupiter High School is the single most worst school. It's gay as shit and only the most pussy ass bitches go here. Its the fucking worst.
Jupiter High School is for fucking pussy bitches, I fucking hate all the faggots that attend this shitty fucking school.
by GayRetard6871 September 23, 2018
damn that hoe rylee singerman from jupiter high school is a big booty bitch her ass must really stank D:
by JupiterDickDaddy69 March 03, 2019
Any weird, short guy who feels an overwhelming need to share his desires with you, such as vampirism or wanting to marry mermaids.
Person 1: Did you see that guy walk by?
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
Person 2: Yep, he's such a jupiter kid, he told me that he would only drink her blood with 2 cubes of sugar.
Person 2: Wow, he said the same thing about my mother.
by meggido March 06, 2008
A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)
It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018