Yonke is a popular slang term used in the takuache truck scene, used to describe a clapped out dropped truck, typically a single cab, 99-06 Silverado, or Sierra seen with different color body panels, or primer black, or grey.
Edgar, ese yonke no quema cuhh, es v6!!

Edgar, that yonke doesn’t burn out cuhh, it’s a V6!!
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a very long time, usually a number of years
"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)
by Chris August 25, 2005
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I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks
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To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine
Eric is totally yonking that new intern
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The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'
by AKJH November 23, 2007
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v. To thump one squarely in the nose
n. A square thump to the nose

The metric of a powerful yonk lies not in the force behind the blow, but in how yonked the recipient feels.
To feel yonked is to feel put in one's place.
Christ delivered the squarest and mightiest yonk when He put sin squarely in its place.

Richard, in the name of the weed that killed Tupac I will yonk you for this!
by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 02, 2018
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