Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009
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Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
by bandcampgirl183 November 02, 2005
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When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.
John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.
by j4991 November 20, 2011
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An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".
Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!
by Telephony September 12, 2014
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Surfaces is a band who makes really chill type and summer themed music for the most part, top tier if you ask me
Dude 1: bro what genre is surfaces
Dude 2: bro I have no godd@mn idea I just know this sh¡t slaps
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The quality of being easily surfaced or brought to the foreground.
Our company uses shared technical interfaces to make projects surfaceable across the organisation, making it easier for people to find information about projects outside their immediate team.
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