Put gasoline in the condom, light it up and stick it inside her and try your best to put it out.

Same as hot chick but newer and probably "cooler"

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

A vagina that is ready and waiting.

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.