when a toddler bashes their teeny tiny hands on the keyboard
user1:tf r67ı m 56 u89p y t5ew4 4 eç
user2: what?
user1: sorry that was my toddler. ugh...
by tungster24 September 06, 2018
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When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020
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Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.
Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory
by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020
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First date in the ghetto: McDonald's, Movie, and Motel parking lot
Tony hit Felicia with a triple m shot last night.
by bosmo September 07, 2018
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