A social behavioral law which states: As the age of any Instagram account approaches infinity the probability that a cat related post will be made approaches 1:1.

Said to be "invoked" once someone has placed a seemingly unnecessary photo of a cat on a social-networking site.
"I need to stop this ridiculous cat posting right now, I am invoking Chovy's Razor!"
by Sean Enderson November 24, 2013
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What you call someone when they have a bad attitude or being a little sneaky.
Person A: Am I the only one who thinks Emily has been acting a little sneaky lately?

Person B: Yeah. She’s being super ‘chovi.
by Adwin May 06, 2018
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