Girl 1: omg your ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ is the cutest lil thang! Damn, she got cake too!
Girl 2: I know right he might whoop your thick ass with hus cuteness though, watch out!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak