a person (normaly in russia or poland) who makes music videos and dances in striped addidas with vodka and a bad car like a lada and they squat

The people that squat down while holding alcohol drinks on your doorstep

and everybody can be a slav but not americans unless they are communist

A Central European. Slavs can be identified With these Common traits

*Smells Bad

*Drinks Strong alcohol (And lots of it)

*very large Cheekbones

*A stupid whiny accent EX: " Roman, Cahsin I do naht want too go boleeng weeth yoo" as said by Niko Bellic to his Fat Cousin in Gta 4

*They Write in weird upside down letters and numbers

* They Love Counter Strike And Garry's Mod

*They Are Loud And Obnoxious.

*They Are From a Country That you have Never heard of before, Like seriously Where the Hell is Moldova.

*They Also Have like a million different names For a Cabbage

*They Take their Heritage Seriously, Dont ever mistake a Pole for a russian. They WILL get Loud.

*They eat The Starchiest of Foods

*They Drive Shitty Cars

*They Complain About The "West"

*They Have Very Long names that dont make sense Ex: "Straatsma"

*They Are Persistent little bastards Ex: WW2

* They Have Strong Old Women

* They Aren't Good At Art

If You Suspect Your Neighbor Of Being A Slav Please Notify the Nearest Pest Control Center To Have Them Dispose of it humanely.

A man who drinks vodka AnD sTaRrtS To gEt DrUnK
IGOR IS BAD
BABUSHKA IS BEST
HARDBASS IS BES MSIC
CS IS BEST GEYM

Usually from Eastern Europe, a member of the Caucasian race. They are boring people and not many things go through their mind. They are prone to being drunk and racist, uneducated and poor. Very slow people. They are all Slavs but are jealous of each other, in one way or another. Slavic people are often not to be trusted, as they are skilled at scamming people.

It is basically a russion version of a chav. They are most of the time drunk and drive some cheap Lada cars, and they like to bully people, and swear lot. Do not take them lightly. They can be dangerous and some may carry a knife or even a pistol. They are completely useless to society just like chavs.

Russian vodka addict