by Balls 06 May 14, 2006
- "Has anyone seen John lately?"
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."
- "I just saw him and Stacy go upstairs"
- "That's his sister?!?!"
- "Yeah, he's a Willard."
by Mt. Willard April 17, 2020
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!
Hello?
Hey dude whats up?
"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."
Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
Hello?
Hey dude whats up?
"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."
Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
by HIPPOMAN3000 March 12, 2010
by MrKrunchberry November 02, 2011
To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
by Lester M. Olester June 29, 2010
by eyitsswaggg November 14, 2011
A corporate moron who sports several tattoos. Most likely a victim of banjo playing hill folk who were related long before they exchanged vows. Distinguishing characteristics include mongolian facial features, empty stare, excessive drooling and constantly soiling themselves.
Remember that Willard that looked like a worn out shoe and had the IQ of the shit he was sitting in?
by Glen Wales May 26, 2005