1: A company that designs and manufactures CPU's. Intel often pioneers new technologies, which are quickly copied badly by rival AMD. The number of new chips they manufacture is amazing, most of which are amazing in comparison to the competition.

2: Intelligence.
1:
Retard: This AMD Athalon 64 x2 warped my motherboard!!!
Guy: Um, my Core 2 Quad is running under load at 40 Degrees:)

2:
This guy gave me some intel, then I capped him.
by Bixxo August 14, 2007
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quote from post 15: "Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit." my definition

1: shit
2: not a cpu manufacturer, a chu (central heating unit) manufacturer
3: beaten easily by AMD cpu's
4: horrible at multitasking
1: Dammit Bob I told you to take the intel products down to the street. Now I have to wait until next week to get rid of it!
2: Paul overclock that fucking intel a bit more, I'm fucking freezing!
3: Joe, you need to fucking get rid of your goddamn intel, my sister's shit computer with 256mb of RAM, onboard audio, and everything else on it being even more shit can double process better than your computer with two intel P4 EE's supporting HT can with 4gb of RAM an SCSI hard-drive, and the best of every other component.
4: Billy, my old P4 EE supporting HT caused crashes at least once a day, and my AMD Duron has never been the cause of a crash. Be smart, don't get intel

Now children, don't be dumb, get AMD!
by intel termin8r November 27, 2005
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Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit.
I love my Athlon64. But i dare not play some 50 cent and check my email at the same time.

Intel Person: Yo, lemme send u the new map on aim...just alt+tab out of the game..
AMD Person: ok..one sec...
(45 minutes later)
Intel Person: Where the f*ck did u go dude?
AMD Person: I had to reformat.
by Smarter May 02, 2005
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If Advanced Micro Devices were Enormous sellouts and made Overheating garbage it would be Intel.
Also see shit.
Person 1: Damn dude my computer caught fire last night.
Person 2: Was it an Intel Pentium?
by fuckvisualstudio November 27, 2016
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Something that's better than AMD,
But more expensive
Friend 1: I just got a brand new processor, it's an i5 6500!
Friend 2: wow man, that's Intel, it so beats my AMD ps4 processor
Friend 1: PC MASTER RACE
by STARBURSTATTACK March 13, 2016
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The act of a guy helping his friend get laid by asking a girl questions about him and then reporting her responses to him in secret.

The male version of "ho intel."
Alex gave Jack some serious bro intel when he told him that Katie was talking about him the other day.
by fuffies December 16, 2008
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Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.
"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
by TheMightyTitan January 08, 2014
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