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"oh yeah, i downloaded some pics of elsa. i got me a nice supply of mattporn tonight!"

"that pic of trent reznor is total loriporn. it will make her all wet."
by fats April 27, 2004
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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