A person with a really shitty personality and a oversized ego who thinks he's smarter than he actually is and makes a jack-ass of himself in public. They normally assume the form of a pompas (usually rich) over gelled haired pretty boy, with a retardly deep voice. Normally wears pink polo shirts with the collar turned up, pants hanging below his lack of ass, backwards white baseball cap with green lettering, and puka shells. Is often seen watching downloaded simpsons episodes on his video iPod while talking on his razor cell phone in the middle of the hall way at a local highschool.
2) The offspring of assholes and will develop into fully mature assholes when they get a job in a office.
1) all the kids in 90210

Christ what a douchebag
by weirdasswhitegirl November 12, 2008
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The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.
Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.
by christopher5000 April 08, 2007
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is an annoying person who is desprately seeking attention in an unsubtle, non-cool, overused, outdated, out of style, unsophisticated and dramatic way trying to empress but doesn't knows how idiotic, embarassing, annoying and ultimately uncool they appear to society, others and me! ;) hahahaha!
Soulja boy and crew are douchebags writing his name on his shades trying to be so cool along with the overly size clothes they wear! XD
by E'man December 02, 2009
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Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost
Half the people in Atlanta, GA are douchebags.
by Family Plot July 20, 2008
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A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.
Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.
by Paikaia July 10, 2012
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