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To get yo' muthafuckin' dick sucked.

"Man, I'm just tryin' to get the MFDS."
by APap October 05, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Mother Fucking Dissertation: A term coined to define the seemingly impossible, never-ending process of moving from ABD to Ph.D. with one's sanity intact. First used for the eight-year anniversary of an as-yet incomplete and undefended dissertation.
Which movie? No, I haven't seen it yet; I've been working on the MFD.
by Professor Spring May 23, 2013
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MFD em-eff-dee - adjective:
1. MFD, or Mother Fucking Delicious, is an emphatic adjective that when expounded can show greater emphasis (i.e. Mutha Fuckin- or in extreme cases Muh Fuggin-);
2. Applied to negative contexts MFD can become a flexible expression to appropriately enhance the negative statement: M.F. Disgusting;

3. MFD can appropriately enhance a broad statement: M.F. Dank;

Noun (used as object)
4. MFD can appropriately enhance a sexual or derogatory statement: M.F. Dick;
1. “Say Ma, this food is MFD!” or “No but f’real moms, this food IS muh fuggin delicious!”
2. “My bro just Instagrammed a pic of his MFD shit.”
3. “Come hit this MFD blunt right here” or “This dirty rap is so MFD!”
4. “Yooo mami over there is lookin right, she bout to get this MFD tho!” or “I don’t like my boss, she’s being a MFD right now.”
by T-Millz J.EZ March 29, 2013
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My fucking dude. This word is used instead of saying something along the lines of, "Dang player, you be spitting that game!" It's much more discrete, and just as effective.
John: You're cute
Rachel: aw thanks <3

James: *pats John on back while passing by* MFD, dawg.
by soces November 25, 2011
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Someone who thinks that he is cooler than he is. An MFD spends all day in the weight room usually L.A. Fitness but any other weight room is allowed as long as it has mirrors. Has no problem with self esteem and texting 12 girls at one time is not a problem as long as he has a carton of juice, is wearing some oakleys and bumping in a pickup truck
That MFD is getting huge in front of that mirror right now.
by MFD lovers July 07, 2010
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What you call someone when they are acting like a Major Fucking Dick.
Alexa: "Jason, we should hang out soon."
Jason: "Nah, you're lame."
Alexa: "Stop being an MFD and let me suck your dick."
by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 21, 2021
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