The line was backed up already, and Susan told me she just wanted "A plain pumpkin coffee." Luckily I'm chailingual and I quickly ordered her a Vente Pumpkin Spice Skim Macchiato."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”