The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
No simp shit
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
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So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.
Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!
by no simp something person October 04, 2020
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JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN
Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked
by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020
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Basically a person who goes online in a desperate search for someone to love and do anything for like a creep. This person will not stop until the 'Victim' has had enough and blocks all contact with the ODER SIMP.
Chill_ItzVibez: Hey baby girl, can I get your number?
Girl: No, I just met you 2 minutes ago.
Chill_ItzVibez: Please baby, i'll do anything for them digits.
Girl: Stop being an ODER SIMP
by MichelleISaB0SS June 05, 2020
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