40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..
by Noone Much March 18, 2021
An awesome book by Strong Bad, in which he takes an actual children's book and crosses out sentences and pictures to make it funny.
by The Chort June 11, 2004
1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)
by Zac p March 19, 2008
to be a prick, inconsiderate ass to those around while you ooze PMS like symptoms and constantly act like the world revolves around you. All whilst acting like your sh*t dont stank!
Me: What's wrong with Kyle?
Sis: His girlfriend dumped him. You better stay away he's Motherfucking everyone.
Me:Aww shit!
Sis: His girlfriend dumped him. You better stay away he's Motherfucking everyone.
Me:Aww shit!
by BigMammaFrisco February 21, 2014
Stranger: Nobody cares.
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!
Me: *SMACKS THE STRANGER IN THE MOUTH SO HARD THAT SHE RESETS HER MIND* EVERYONE CARES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Ok, I will care. I love you!
by GameHackGirl May 19, 2021
Stop everyone-ing in this channel!
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
by SonarchyWatchTheif April 24, 2017
>go in bank
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat
>hand note to teller
>"giv 10 grand or everyone is kill"
>teller tells me "go fuck yourself , faggot"
>teller leaves
>wat
by /b/ tard February 03, 2014