Wireless wizard: And what's this other text mess? ">KO)->"
Cheerleader: It's a frontways Cupid
WW: Hmm... Looks more like a USB Dongle-Goblin to me!
USB Dongle-Goblin: Here I come!
etc.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.