- Sarcasm
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.
A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"
To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
by ILJS April 28, 2009
Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.
Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.
Me:You're just too intelligent for it.
Stupid: Of course i am.
Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..
Me:You're just too intelligent for it.
Stupid: Of course i am.
Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..
by The Bon and only September 24, 2008
Sarcasm at its prime:
"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"
"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"
by "Like this needs your input"" April 26, 2009
explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)
Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.
by jeffpk April 14, 2006
The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass
by J'adore UD November 01, 2009