One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

When you are so close to win but then you lose

Originally started in prison. The 1st day of lock down is referred to as Week 1 Day 1.

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you

Getting to be a cash cow for big pharma until the day you die

See also Type 2 FPS.

Type 1 Fat Person Syndrome (FPS)

A person that insists he or she perpetually exercises and eats diet food, but is obviously cheating. Thinks and acts like a skinny person and judges others, but is overweight.