A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!
Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)
by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020
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Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush
Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*
by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020
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Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
by November 04, 2020
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A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.
January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...
by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020
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FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020
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