by :{D August 16, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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by meejam December 09, 2010
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A Real Italian Stallion. The mustache of this smiley is obviously Italian, meaning it is most likely dealing with the Mafia. Having a mustache makes it superior to ":D"
Nick: "What is that :{D and where can I find one for myself?"
Andrea: "That happens to be a very attractive man for a smiley. An italian stallion, just for me. This smiley was first used in Sicily...
I would only know this, because I am an Italian and a big fan of salciccia."
Andrea: "That happens to be a very attractive man for a smiley. An italian stallion, just for me. This smiley was first used in Sicily...
I would only know this, because I am an Italian and a big fan of salciccia."
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaah April 15, 2009
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by DAVIDBOWiE, July 14, 2010
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by Purple Smileys November 21, 2010
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The official smiley for Pedophilia. The little "{" represents the creepy 70s porno mustache on pedophilic men.
Mostly used to be a creep in a conversation.
Mostly used to be a creep in a conversation.
Steve: I can't hang out today, I gotta take my 6 year-old bathing suit shopping.
Frank: :{D
Steve: You're a fucking creep.
Frank: :{D
Steve: You're a fucking creep.
by ErikO'C July 16, 2009
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