this is the most passive aggressive shit ever. it's not just a smile, it's not double-chinning. if someone sends you this it's death. it's the black spot. it's skull and bones on a pirate flag. this is the smiling face of the enemy in disguise. the calm before the storm. if your SO hits you with one of these, prepare for the worst. rip my friend, because after this there's no coming back
person 1: hey honey how's it going?
person 2: it's good. did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?
person 1: oh no, sorry. i forgot.
person 2: it's alright, don't worry about it. :))
person 1: are you sure? i can go back.
person 2: no no, it's okay. they're closed until next month, but it's fine. :))
person 1: honey?
person 2: hurry and get home :))
person 1: honey you're scaring me
person 2: :))
person 2: it's good. did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?
person 1: oh no, sorry. i forgot.
person 2: it's alright, don't worry about it. :))
person 1: are you sure? i can go back.
person 2: no no, it's okay. they're closed until next month, but it's fine. :))
person 1: honey?
person 2: hurry and get home :))
person 1: honey you're scaring me
person 2: :))
by simonsaysgofuckyourself August 16, 2018
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
by madcowworld.com March 12, 2003
karren: u'r ugly
me: That you => :))
Karren: Are you calling me fat?!?!
me: yeahh
Karren: Well that how u look like => :)))
me: that how yo mama look like => :))))
.... :))))))))))))))))))))
me: That you => :))
Karren: Are you calling me fat?!?!
me: yeahh
Karren: Well that how u look like => :)))
me: that how yo mama look like => :))))
.... :))))))))))))))))))))
by hotchocolatecaramelmokitos June 16, 2009
by urmumizgae December 06, 2018
May 3 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

