When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction

an interest on neopets. possibly connected to captain scarblade.

a term describing one who enters someones vagina or ass-hole for the first time, therefore claiming that spot as their own. for alternate uses, please see yohole