Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 21, 2015
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That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
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When one watches a youtube video to achieve a new hair do.
Courtney loves to do tutorial hair.
by smashin89 September 05, 2013
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When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 17, 2011
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To indicate ones acceptance to take intercourse in the anus.
See those two lines in hair ? That dude fucks but he fucks dudes!
by Big head lg February 05, 2021
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Referring to someone’s nanny’s chest hair you would usually use this sentence in an insult or just at random.
Bella and Nia: How do u say this?
Lola and Eva: UR NANS CHEST HAIR!!!!!
by SmexiLexi123 July 08, 2019
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The dry, semi-stringy texture of a person's hair after surfing in the ocean and spending hours in the sun. Usually used as a term by people who surf a lot.
"Rebecca has surf hair from being on the waves so often."
by surfsince96 June 15, 2017
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