A person who is a hairy ass bitch but he is caring and will do anything to protect his friends and his loves one

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

A intelligent and attractive man who has everything going for him, including a full head of hair. (Opposite of The Head.)

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.

do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b