An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.