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There's a condom behind that bookshelf 

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

There's A Cream For That 

Really funny thing to say instead of saying "Thats what she said."
(BOB) This is hard
(LUKE) "There's a Cream For That"

There's a Nap for That" 

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.
Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

there's a pill for that 

1. To say there's a pill for that is to tell someone off that what they are doing is not normal and there's the outside chance that a dose of medication can 'fix' it.

2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
1. So you're not having anal sex like the rest of us?? There's a pill for that (boner pill).

2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.

There's A Tax For That 

Popularized by the channel 'Oversimplified', there phrase refers to the over-taxing of the 13 colonies by the Townshend acts, nearly taxing every single good.
Narrator: Paper, tea, oil
There's a tax for that

There's a silent Q in that. 

When someone speaks a phrase that has hidden gay innuendo in that.
James: Hey dude wanna go watch some workaholics
Quinn: Sorry dude, Jake asked me to go do some hot ass beat claps.
James: Dude, there's a silent Q in that.